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    Man dies after having sex using epoxy adhesive instead of a condom

    Police say a man may have died after using a high-powered epoxy resin to seal his private parts during intercourse to ensure protection from pregnancy.

    A local police investigator reportedly said that 25-year-old Salman Mirza decided to use the epoxy instead of a condom and it may have complicated his health condition.

    He was found unconscious a day after entering a hotel with his ex-fiancee. He was hospitalized but died.

    Police officers told the Times of India that the pair had taken some drugs and then decided to have sex.

    "Since they did not have any protection, they decided to apply the adhesive on his private parts to ensure that she does not get pregnant," the paper reported.

    Police said that Mirza "died due to multiple organ failure."


    Stay sexy and don't get murdered!

    #2
    darwin and the world rejoices that he will not reproduce

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      #3
      Well, pregnancy was avoided

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        #4
        Multiple Organ failure lol

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        • Mr. Badger
          Mr. Badger commented
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          Multiple organ failure is not funny, Steeb.
          Neither is dying because several of your systems shut down.
          Though coating his dong in epoxy when he could have gone
          to the men's room vending machine for a condom, well, that's
          "dark humour." It's funny if you ignore the result.

        #5
        Originally posted by Daryl Flynn View Post
        Problem: Horny India guy, no condom

        Solution 1: Glue your dong shut

        WRONG

        Solution 2: Put it in her butt

        CORRECT
        Solution 3: Do a sheep while thinking of his gf (the latin solution)

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          #6
          Originally posted by El Cruncho View Post
          Originally posted by Daryl Flynn

          Solution 1: Glue your dong shut

          WRONG

          Solution 2: Put it in her butt

          CORRECT
          Solution 3: Do a sheep while thinking of his gf (the latin solution)
          Doing a sheep while imagining women is Daryl's normal way of having sex.

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            #7
            This reminds of this stripper I used to know. We were friends and she told me stories.



            she told me about a drunk guy that overpowered her and then ass raped her.

            The dude passed out after he had his way.

            she super glued his dick to his belly button and his buttcheeeks.

            then she stole my 68 telecaster after I gave her a place to stay.

            I was 19 years old and working three jobs.

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              #8
              That dude must have had to piss straight up.....I wonder how his next dump went ?

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                #9
                Originally posted by Buckwalder View Post
                This reminds of this stripper I used to know. We were friends and she told me stories.



                she told me about a drunk guy that overpowered her and then ass raped her.

                The dude passed out after he had his way.

                she super glued his dick to his belly button and his buttcheeeks.

                then she stole my 68 telecaster after I gave her a place to stay.

                I was 19 years old and working three jobs.
                How long was this guy's dick that she was able to glue it to his belly button AND buttcheeks?

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                  #10
                  Originally posted by Juan View Post

                  How long was this guy's dick that she was able to glue it to his belly button AND buttcheeks?
                  I never asked. The dick to the belly button and the gluing of the buttcheeeks...where a double whammy.
                  the dude had to piss in his face and taking a shit....forget about it.
                  I never asked her how big his dick is. Back in the early eighties if you asked that question you would be laughed at.
                  I'm just glad I never wanted to show her mine. I just wanted to help her out of a bad spot and in return...She stole my 68 telecaster.

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                    #11
                    Originally posted by Komrade Quantum View Post
                    darwin and the world rejoices that he will not reproduce
                    Man, I thought the story would have originated in the deep South or Midwest .... America's Banana Republican states.

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                      #12
                      Young dumb and full of cum.

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